الموضوع: Funny boys & girls

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Funny situations between boys & girls


BOY : I can't leave you .
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.



BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??



GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me .


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest .
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.


GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour .
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life .




GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever .
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??



BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!


BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!




BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!


BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!



BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!


BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck




I hope you Enjoy it

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Funny boys & girls